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There was a something in the appearance of the second Stranger, that influenced Charlotte in his favour, to the full as much as the appearance of the first: she could not account for it,* but so it was.
Having therefore agreable to that & the natural turn of her mind to make every one happy, promised to become his Wife the next morning, he took his leave & the two Ladies sat down to Supper on a young Leveret, a brace of Partridges, a leash of Pheasants* & a Dozen of Pigeons.
Chapter the Fourth
It was not till the next morning that Charlotte recollected the double engagement* she had entered into; but when she did, the reflection of her past folly, operated so strongly on her mind, that she resolved to be guilty of a greater,* & to that end threw herself into a deep stream which ran thro’ her Aunts pleasure Grounds in Portland Place.*
She floated to Crankhumdunberry where she was picked up & buried; the following epitaph, composed by Frederic Elfrida & Rebecca, was placed on her tomb.
Epitaph
Here lies our freind who having promis-ed
That unto two she would be marri-ed
Threw her sweet Body & her lovely face
Into the Stream that runs thro’ Portland Place
These sweet lines, as pathetic as beautifull* were never read by any one who passed that way, without a shower of tears, which if they should fail of exciting in you, Reader, your mind must be unworthy to peruse them.
Having performed the last sad office to their departed freind, Frederic & Elfrida together with Captain Roger & Rebecca returned to Mrs Fitzroy’s at whose feet they threw themselves with one accord & addressed her in the following Manner.
‘Madam’
‘When the sweet Captain Roger first addressed the amiable Rebecca, you alone objected to their union on account of the tender years of the Parties. That plea can be no more, seven days being now expired, together with the lovely Charlotte,* since the Captain first spoke to you on the subject.’
‘Consent then Madam to their union & as a reward, this smelling Bottle which I enclose in my right hand, shall be yours & yours forever; I never will claim it again. But if you refuse to join their hands in 3 days time, this dagger* which I enclose in my left shall be steeped in your hearts blood.’
‘Speak then Madam & decide their fate & yours.’
Such gentle & sweet persuasion could not fail of having the desired effect. The answer they received, was this.
‘My dear young freinds’
‘The arguments you have used are too just & too eloquent to be withstood; Rebecca in 3 days time, you shall be united to the Captain.’
This speech, than which nothing could be more satisfactory, was received with Joy by all; & peace being once more restored on all sides, Captain Roger intreated Rebecca to favour them with a Song, in compliance with which request having first assured them that she had a terrible cold, she sung as follows.
Song
when Corydon went to the fair
He bought a red ribbon for Bess,
with which she encircled her hair
& made herself look very fess.*
Chapter the Fifth
At the end of 3 days Captain Roger and Rebecca were united and immediately after the Ceremony set off in the Stage Waggon* for the Captains seat in Buckinghamshire.
The parents of Elfrida, alltho’ they earnestly wished to see her married to Frederic before they died, yet knowing the delicate frame of her mind could ill bear the least excertion & rightly judging that naming her wedding day would be too great a one, forebore to press her on the subject.*
Weeks & Fortnights flew away without gaining the least ground; the Cloathes grew out of fashion & at length Capt. Roger & his Lady arrived, to pay a visit to their Mother & introduce to her their beautifull Daughter of eighteen.
Elfrida, who had found her former acquaintance were growing too old & too ugly to be any longer agreable, was rejoiced to hear of the arrival of so pretty a girl as Eleanor with whom she determined to form the strictest freindship.
But the Happiness she had expected from an acquaintance with Eleanor, she soon found was not to be received, for she had not only the mortification of finding herself treated by her as little less than an old woman, but had actually the horror of perceiving a growing passion in the Bosom of Frederic for the Daughter of the amiable Rebecca.
The instant she had the first idea of such an attachment, she flew to Frederic & in a manner truly heroick, spluttered* out to him her intention of being married the next Day.
To one in his predicament who possessed less personal Courage than Frederic was master of, such a speech would have been Death; but he not being the least terrified boldly replied,
‘Dammé Elfrida you may be married tomorrow but I wont.’
This answer distressed her too much for her delicate Constitution. She accordingly fainted & was in such a hurry to have a succession of fainting fits, that she had scarcely patience enough to recover from one before she fell into another.*
Tho’, in any threatening Danger to his Life or Liberty, Frederic was as bold as brass yet in other respects his heart was as soft as cotton* & immediately on hearing of the dangerous way Elfrida was in, he flew to her & finding her better than he had been taught to expect, was united to her Forever—.
Finis
1 a post-chaise.*
Jack & Alice
a novel
Is respectfully inscribed to Francis William Austen Esqr, Midshipman on board his Magesty’s Ship the Perseverance* by his obedient humble Servant
The Author
Chapter the First
Mr Johnson* was once upon a time about 53; in a twelvemonth afterwards he was 54, which so much delighted him that he was determined to celebrate his next Birth day by giving a Masquerade* to his Children & Freinds. Accordingly on the Day he attained his 55th year* tickets* were dispatched to all his Neighbours to that purpose. His acquaintance indeed in that part of the World were not very numerous as they consisted only of Lady Williams, Mr & Mrs Jones, Charles Adams & the 3 Miss Simpsons, who composed the neighbourhood of Pammydiddle* & formed the Masquerade.
Before I proceed to give an account of the Evening, it will be proper to describe to my reader, the persons and Characters of the party introduced to his acquaintance.
Mr & Mrs Jones were both rather tall* & very passionate,* but were in other respects, good tempered, well behaved People. Charles Adams* was an amiable, accomplished & bewitching young Man; of so dazzling a Beauty that none but Eagles could look him in the Face.*
Miss Simpson was pleasing in her person, in her manners & in her Disposition; an unbounded ambition was her only fault. Her second sister Sukey* was Envious, Spitefull & Malicious. Her person was short, fat & disagreable. Cecilia (the youngest) was perfectly handsome but too affected to be pleasing.
In Lady Williams every virtue met. She was a widow with a handsome Jointure* & the remains of a very handsome face. Tho’ Benevolent & Candid, she was Generous & sincere; Tho’ Pious & Good, she was Religious & amiable, & Tho, Elegant & Agreable, she was Polished & Entertaining.*
The Johnsons were a family of Love,* & though a little addicted to the Bottle & the Dice,* had many good Qualities.
Such was the party assembled in the elegant Drawing Room* of Johnson Court, amongst which the pleasing figure of a Sultana* was the most remarkable of the female Masks.* Of the Males a Mask representing the Sun,* was the most universally admired. The Beams that darted from his Eyes were like those of that glorious Luminary tho’ infinitely superior. So strong were they that no one dared venture within half a mile of them; he had therefore the best part of the Room to himself, its size not amounting to more than 3 quarters of a mile in length & half a one in breadth. The Gentleman at last finding the feirceness of his beams to be very inconvenient to the concourse by obliging them to croud together in one corner of the room, half shut his eyes by which means, the Company discovered him to be Charles Adams in his plain green Coat,* without any mask
at all.
When their astonishment was a little subsided their attention was attracted by 2 Domino’s* who advanced in a horrible Passion; they were both very tall, but seemed in other respects to have many good qualities. ‘These said the witty Charles, these are Mr & Mrs Jones.’ and so indeed they were.
No one could imagine who was the Sultana! Till at length on her addressing a beautifull Flora* who was reclining in a studied attitude* on a couch, with ‘Oh Cecilia, I wish I was really what I pretend to be’, she was discovered by the never failing genius of Charles Adams, to be the elegant but ambitious Caroline Simpson, & the person to whom she addressed herself, he rightly imagined to be her lovely but affected sister Cecilia.
The Company now advanced to a Gaming Table where sat 3 Dominos (each with a bottle in their hand) deeply engaged; but a female in the character of Virtue* fled with hasty footsteps from the shocking scene, whilst a little fat woman representing Envy, sate alternately on the foreheads of the 3 Gamesters. Charles Adams was still as bright as ever; he soon discovered the party at play to be the 3 Johnsons, Envy to be Sukey Simpson & Virtue to be Lady Williams.
The Masks were then all removed & the Company retired to another room, to partake of an elegant & well managed Entertainment,* after which the Bottle being pretty briskly pushed about by the 3 Johnsons, the whole party not excepting even Virtue were carried home, Dead Drunk.
Chapter the Second
For three months did the Masquerade afford ample subject for conversation to the inhabitants of Pammydiddle; but no character at it was so fully expatiated on as Charles Adams. The singularity of his appearance, the beams which darted from his eyes, the brightness of his Wit, & the whole tout ensemble* of his person had subdued the hearts of so many of the young Ladies, that of the six present at the Masquerade but five had returned uncaptivated. Alice Johnson was the unhappy sixth whose heart had not been able to withstand the power of his Charms. But as it may appear strange to my Readers, that so much worth and Excellence as he possessed should have conquered only hers, it will be necessary to inform them that the Miss Simpsons were defended from his Power by Ambition, Envy, & Self-admiration.
Every wish of Caroline was centered in a titled Husband; whilst in Sukey such superior excellence could only raise her Envy not her Love, & Cecilia was too tenderly attached to herself to be pleased with any one besides. As for Lady Williams and Mrs Jones, the former of them was too sensible, to fall in love with one so much her Junior* & the latter, tho’ very tall & very passionate was too fond of her Husband to think of such a thing.
Yet in spite of every endeavour on the part of Miss Johnson to discover any attachment to her in him; the cold & indifferent heart of Charles Adams still to all appearance, preserved its native freedom; polite to all but partial to none,* he still remained the lovely, the lively, but insensible* Charles Adams.
One evening, Alice finding herself somewhat heated by wine (no very uncommon case) determined to seek a releif for her disordered Head & Love-sick Heart in the Conversation of the intelligent Lady Williams.
She found her Ladyship at home as was in general the Case, for she was not fond of going out, & like the great Sir Charles Grandison scorned to deny herself when at Home,* as she looked on that fashionable method of shutting out disagreable Visitors, as little less than downright Bigamy.*
In spite of the wine she had been drinking, poor Alice was uncommonly out of spirits;* she could think of nothing but Charles Adams, she could talk of nothing but him, & in short spoke so openly that Lady Williams soon discovered the unreturned affection she bore him, which excited her Pity & Compassion so strongly that she addressed her in the following Manner.
‘I perceive but too plainly my dear Miss Johnson, that your Heart’ ‘has not been able to withstand the fascinating Charms of this young’ ‘Man & I pity you sincerely. Is it a first Love’?
‘It is.’
‘I am still more greived to hear that; I am myself a sad example of’ ‘the Miseries, in general attendant on a first Love & I am determined’ ‘for the future to avoid the like Misfortune. I wish it may not be too’ ‘late for you to do the same; if it is not endeavour my dear Girl to’ ‘secure yourself from so great a Danger. A second attachment is seldom’ ‘attended with any serious consequences;* against that therefore I have’ ‘nothing to say. Preserve yourself from a first Love & you need not’ ‘fear a second.’
‘You mentioned Madam something of your having yourself been’ ‘a sufferer by the misfortune you are so good as to wish me to avoid.’ ‘Will you favour me with your Life & Adventures?’*
‘Willingly my Love.’
Chapter the Third
‘My Father was a gentleman of considerable Fortune in Berkshire;’ ‘myself & a few more his only Children. I was but six years old when’ ‘I had the misfortune of losing my Mother & being at that time’ ‘young & Tender, my father instead of sending me to School, procured’ ‘an able handed Governess to superintend my Education at Home.’* ‘My Brothers were placed at Schools suitable to their Ages & my’ ‘Sisters being all younger than myself, remained still under the Care’ ‘of their Nurse.’
‘Miss Dickins was an excellent Governess. She instructed me in’ ‘the Paths of Virtue; under her tuition I daily became more amiable, &’ ‘might perhaps by this time have nearly attained perfection, had not’ ‘my worthy Preceptoress been torn from my arms, e’er I had attained’ ‘my seventeenth year. I never shall forget her last words. “My dear’ ‘Kitty* she said, Good night t’ye.” I never saw her afterwards,’ ‘continued Lady Williams wiping her eyes, She eloped with the Butler’ ‘the same night.’
‘I was invited the following Year by a distant relation of my Father’s’ ‘to spend the Winter with her in town.* Mrs Watkins was a Lady of’ ‘Fashion, Family & fortune; she was in general esteemed a pretty’ ‘Woman, but I never thought her very handsome, for my part. She had’ ‘too high a forehead, Her eyes were too small & she had too much’ ‘colour.’*
‘How can that be?’ interrupted Miss Johnson reddening with’ ‘anger; ‘Do you think that any one can have too much colour?’
‘Indeed I do, & I’ll tell you why I do my dear Alice; when a person’ ‘has too great a degree of red in their Complexion, it gives their face’ ‘in my opinion, too red a look.’*
‘But can a face my Lady have too red a look’?
‘Certainly my dear Miss Johnson & I’ll tell you why. When a face’ ‘has too red a look it does not appear to so much advantage as it’ ‘would were it paler.’
‘Pray Ma’am proceed in your story.’
‘Well, as I said before, I was invited by this Lady to spend some’ ‘weeks with her in town. Many Gentlemen thought her Handsome’ ‘but in my opinion, Her forehead was too high, her eyes too small &’ ‘she had too much colour.’
‘In that Madam as I said before your Ladyship must have been’ ‘mistaken. Mrs Watkins could not have too much colour since no one’ ‘can have too much.’
‘Excuse me my Love if I do not agree with you in that particular.’ ‘Let me explain myself clearly; my idea of the case is this. When’ ‘a Woman has too great a proportion of red in her Cheeks, she must’ ‘have too much colour.’
‘But madam I deny that it is possible for any one to have too great’ ‘a proportion of red in their Cheeks.’
‘What my Love not if they have too much colour?’
Miss Johnson was now out of all patience, the more so perhaps as Lady Williams still remained so inflexibly cool. It must be remembered however that her Ladyship had in one respect by far the advantage of Alice; I mean in not being drunk, for heated with wine & raised by Passion, she could have little command of her Temper—.
The Dispute at length grew so hot, on the part of Alice that,
‘From Words she almost came to Blows’*
When Mr Johnson luckily entered & with some difficulty forced her away from Lady Williams, Mrs Watkins & her red cheeks.
Chapter the Fourth
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My Readers may perhaps imagine that after such a fracas, no intimacy could longer subsist between the Johnsons and Lady Williams, but in that they are mistaken for her Ladyship was too sensible to be angry at a conduct which she could not help perceiving to be the natural consequence of inebriety & Alice had too sincere a respect for Lady Williams & too great a relish for her Claret,* not to make every concession in her power.
A few days after their reconciliation Lady Williams called on Miss Johnson to propose a walk in a Citron Grove* which led from her Ladyship’s pigstye to Charles Adams’s Horsepond. Alice was too sensible* of Lady Williams’s kindness in proposing such a walk & too much pleased with the prospect of seeing at the end of it, a Horsepond of Charles’s, not to accept it with visible delight. They had not proceeded far before she was roused from the reflection of the happiness she was going to enjoy, by Lady Williams’s thus addressing her.
‘I have as yet forborn my dear Alice to continue the narrative of my’ ‘Life from an unwillingness of recalling to your Memory a scene’ ‘which (since it reflects on you rather disgrace than credit) had better’ ‘be forgot than remembered.’
Alice had already begun to colour up & was beginning to speak, when her Ladyship perceiving her displeasure, continued thus.
‘I am afraid my dear Girl that I have offended you by what I have’ ‘just said; I assure you I do not mean to distress you by a retrospection’ ‘of what cannot now be helped; considering all things I do not think’ ‘you so much to blame as many People do; for when a person is’ ‘in Liquor, there is no answering for what they may do.’